Redditor u/maxfreem asked the folks at r/AskReddit, “Which car do you see on the road and instantly think, ‘Yeah, this person’s definitely an a-hole?’” The responses to their question varied greatly, from trucks that are lifted up in the front (called a ‘Carolina squat’) to specific cars, like Nissan Altimas with old, peeling paint.
Check out the top responses on Reddit below.
1. Carolina Squats
“Anyone driving a ‘Carolina squat’…honorable mention goes to those with loud annoying exhausts.” —u/Amplith
2. Cybertrucks
“Tesla cyber truck.” —u/Dazzling-Antelope912
“Even ignoring the whole political implications, it’s just an ugly car. Who looks at that and is like ‘yes, I want a car that looks like it came from the PS2 low poly era.’” —u/LazuliArtz
3. Cars that force high beams in your eyes
“Anyone driving around with their high beams on” —u/poophy
4. A Calvin & Hobbes sticker
“Any car that has that sticker of the Calvin and Hobbes kid p*ssing. 😭” —u/skipAd420
5. Anyone “rolling coal”
“Any truck ‘rolling coal,’” —u/costabius, which Redditors explained means that there is visible smoking coming out of the vehicle as they drive. Not only that, but it has purposely been modified after purchase to do this.
“It is essentially dumping unburned fuel into the air. Which means, after they paid to modify their truck to look like an a**hole, they’re continuing to pay to look like an a**hole. It’s a vicious cycle.” —u/TheMrDetty
6. Truck nuts
“Guys who have those plastic testicles on their trucks.” —u/thedawntreader85
7. Cars with peeling paint
“Beat up Nissan Altima with peeling clear coat and bubbling tint. Watch out.” —u/NexusVapour
8. Big trucks
“Big loud stupid trucks. And I say this as a guy who drives a truck.” —u/DigDizzler
“Big lifted trucks have easily overtaken BMWs as the jerkiest, tailgatiest drivers on the road, and it’s not even close.” —u/Brian_Corey__
9. Sports cars (especially in the UK)
“In the UK: Any M Series BMW or RS Audi. I know it’s financed, I know it’s a young driver, I know they’re going to speed, and I know there’s a chance they’ve probably got a fake plate addressed to an abandoned bungalow in Norfolk.” —u/ThatOneCloneTroope
10. Cars with flags
“How come no one has said ‘Trucks flying flags from their truck beds?’” —u/Hyperion1144
10. More specifically, cars with Confederate flags
“Every time I see a Confederate battle flag on a truck, I get so f*cking annoyed. I’m in Canada, ‘states rights; means f*ck all here.” —u/Wise-Grand5448
11. Fake license plates
“No plates. Fake paper plates. Something covering their plate.” —u/qalpi
11. Revved up engines
“Not the car, but anyone who unnecessarily revs their engine, especially in the middle of the night, has me wishing for bad things on them.” —u/starksdawson
13. The Punisher stickers
“Any car or truck with The Punisher or gun-related bumper stickers.” —u/Name_retracted
“Extra points for Molon Labe and Punisher stickers.” —u/Brian_Corey__
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