Melody Heald
Melody Heald is a culture writer. Her work can be found in Glitter Magazine, BUST Magazine, and more.
‘I’ve been eating Panda Express for the past 3 days’: Here’s why a Dodgers win is good news for Panda Express fans
‘literally me, eating panda right now watching this.’
On May 6, 2025 by Melody Heald
‘The whole staff heard this’: Woman asks Taco Bell’s AI drive-thru assistant an unusual question. Then the workers have to step in
‘i just wanted her to talk back to me like siri.’
On May 5, 2025 by Melody Heald
‘I’m not feeling guilty about my tipping anymore’: Married couple who serve together at Texas Roadhouse reveal how much they make each night
‘Y’all realize this is a good night right?’
On May 2, 2025 by Melody Heald
‘Is Toyota Ok?’: Woman buys Toyota Corolla. Then she receives these 3 recall notices in the mail
‘Am I even gonna make it to the repair?’
On Apr 24, 2025 by Melody Heald
‘Wendy’s count your days’: Customer orders Baconator fries after seeing ad. Then they show what they received
‘As a Wendy’s worker yes we do be playin in y’all face.’
On Apr 23, 2025 by Melody Heald
‘It’s a self fulfilling prophecy’: Teens get seated at restaurant. Then their server never returns
‘Was gonna give you 1 mil but nvm.’
‘Don’t we all have them?’: Optometrist looks in magnifier. Then he spots ‘Demodex mites’ on patient’s lashes
‘I’m going home and scrubbing my lashes….just in case.’
On Apr 22, 2025 by Melody Heald
‘Manifesting’: Woman takes picture of dream house while DoorDashing. She ends up dating the homeowner 3 years later
‘gonna start taking pics of mansions now brb.’
‘Major signs’: Customer orders Domino’s new stuffed crust pizza. Then they take a look at their Oura ring
‘Not the best marketing for Dominos.’
‘I usually just open it then shove it straight to my mouth!! Scaryyy’: Shopper buys Ferrero Rocher. Then she unwraps it and takes a closer look
‘I guess no more Ferrero for me.’
On Apr 21, 2025 by Melody Heald
‘Stuck behind greedy people’: Couple goes to all-you-can-eat sushi. Then the revolving sushi gets to their table
‘Save some for the rest of us.’
On Apr 19, 2025 by Melody Heald
‘Crumbl, please explain’: Woman pays for Crumbl cookie. Then she takes a bite
‘Why are ppl acting like eggshells in cookies are normal??’
On Apr 17, 2025 by Melody Heald
‘They upgraded you on a promo’: Woman thinks she successfully negotiates Verizon bill. Did she?
‘Did this and they took 50 bucks off my bill.’
On Apr 16, 2025 by Melody Heald
‘It’s gonna be $8.54’: McDonald’s customer orders grilled cheese. He can’t believe what he receives
‘You got the ungrilled cheese.’
‘This feels illegal to watch’: Olive Garden worker shows how the breadsticks are made. You might be surprised
‘I don’t want it anymore.’
On Apr 14, 2025 by Melody Heald
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